Saturday, 29 June 2013

June 29, 2013

Waited until almost midnight for the truck with the Canadian goods to arrive.  In the end, it made it but only to the top of my street.  It apparently fills up 1/2 of a 20' container, but they loaded the entire container on the truck.  The roads here are not fit to take that.  Wires are low and there are all sorts of banners across roads, at every temple basically.  The police kept stopping them as well, as they were afraid they would bring wires down.  Some places they had to crawl along while people lifted things out of the way.  Now we have to find a smaller truck, transfer the stuff to it and bring it down my road.  Oh well, that will be Yvonne's look out.  I am going for my fur/claw day.

The armchairs did arrive late last night.  They came out well.

I even watched some TV in my actual TV room instead of my bedroom.

Ranjith was here most of yesterday making the table lamps.  They are looking good.  He will finish on Monday.  Plus I got a new internet connection which I hope will work much better than the one from the assholes at Sri Lanka Telecom.

Friday, 28 June 2013

June 28, 2013

Still no furniture.  I have been guaranteed it will arrive today.  Not holding my breath.  As I understand it though, it is out of Customs, so now it is down to the lorry drivers.

Here is the couch in my TV room.  8' long, so it will be great for lying down for movie watching on a 46" screen.


Skyped with my friend B-J this morning.  Still can't believe how clear it is.  Thank you technology.

My UPS keeps clicking as Ranjith is outside welding my table lamps.  By this time next week, I should be fully furnished and carpeted with art on the walls and everything.

Thursday, 27 June 2013

June 27, 2013

Christmas is now 2 days late and counting.  This is so Sri Lanka.  Supposedly, my stuff was being scanned by Customs last night around 1900.  It should be on the road to Kandy today.

I did, however receive my sofas.  Here is the one in the living room.

They look great, but they are not as comfortable as I had hoped.  Will make throw cushions with the leftover material.  That should make them better.  No armchairs yet.  They are on Sri Lankan time as well.

Wednesday, 26 June 2013

June 26, 2013

Guess what?  Christmas in Sri Lanka has been delayed by at least one day.  Hardly surprising as everything is late here.  Now my Canadian stuff is supposed to arrive today and I haven't even heard from the local furniture guy.  Patience and deep breathing.

The good news is that my self-designed pendent lights over the dining room table went up yesterday.

The installers.  Handy (the assistant) on the left and Ranjith (the all rounder) on the right.


These pics suck, but the bamboo is from giant bamboo and is a dark green.  Ranjith went into the jungle to have it cut.  In addition to the five pieces (Feng Shui) hanging here, there a 3 others that are completely hallow in which you can plant orchids.  Now in search of orchids.
Each light is on a separate wire that makes a lovely trellis pattern.  Ranjith says he knows where I can get taxidermied birds to place a few on the wires.  Should look sweet.

Went over to my friend Sunali's for dinner last night.  Finally someone to talk to with whom I don't have to use pigeon English.  I feel that I am losing my capacity for using the English language.  She has some cool lampshades that I am going to copy and cover with burlap for my bedroom table lamps.  Ranjith has started welding them and they are looking good.

Today will see some mosquito net washing which is badly needed and fan cleaning.  That will be Handy's job.  The ceilings are very high here and he climbs like a mountain goat.

Tuesday, 25 June 2013

June 25, 2013

I got the news just now that my Canadian stuff may actually reach Kandy today.  June 25, Christmas exactly 6 months ahead of schedule.  I can hardly wait.  Plus the rest of my furniture is supposed to be back tomorrow.  I will have a complete house.  Now what do I do?

Almost forgot, that once again it looks as if I may have sold my car.  All good news on this Christmas Day.

Monday, 24 June 2013

June 24, 2013

Rain, rain, and more rain.  River high but not flooding.

Sunday, 23 June 2013

June 23, 2013

So much cloud and rain that it is twilight at 0730.  I have been trying to reach out to friends in Calgary and Canmore to ensure that they are alright in light of all the flooding there.  Any of you who read this who are from that area, please let me know that you are OK.

Just talked to my friend Debby in Canmore.  The internet is amazing.  Even with monsoon here and flooding there, it was like she was in the next room.  She is safe as is her husband and son in Calgary.  Thank god.

Amazing what small place earth has become.  When Marshal McLuhan called us a global village, he had no idea what the internet would do.  Today I found out about flooding in India from my friend Debby who is half way round the world sitting in Alberta.

Power out again, so while I was sitting in my hammock chair reading, I caught a shot of Lulu, my neighbour's dog.

You can see how big he is by looking at his owner's legs behind the plant.  He is not fixed either.  People here don't seem to believe in neutering their animals, especially the males. 

Saturday, 22 June 2013

June 22, 2013

More bat shit today.  Found out what my maid is going to use the jack seeds for.  Eating.  They curry them.  I have had them and they taste great.  I am wondering if you could devil them and then dry roast them.  They would make a good nut.  She was all worried because she took the whole pile.  No worries, there are more this morning.

I have to get out of here today.  I am getting cabin fever.  Will call my friend Sunali to see if she feels the same.  With Amal in Australia, things are a bit quiet around here.

Friday, 21 June 2013

June 21, 2013

Not too much to report, except the bat guano I wake up to each morning.  The jack fruit is in season and the bats love it.  So they come and hang out, literally, and eat and shit.  I thought they were the huge fruit bats that are as big as crows, but last night I went out and saw 2 of them.  They are only small.  I scared them off with my umbrella, but of course, they came back and left their calling card.  It is a pain in the neck to clean up every morning, but the guano is great natural fertilizer.

The seeds are from the jack.  My maid has been collecting them and now has quite a pile.  God only knows what she is going to do with them.


It continues to rain like the dickens.  I see they have flooding in Alberta.  It won't be long before we have flooding on the Mahaweli.  I haven't been up to the reservoir that is only 5 minutes from me, but I bet it is high and maybe can't hold much more.  I am glad my house is across the street and a bit elevated.

Thursday, 20 June 2013

June 20, 2013

Not much happened yesterday.  Workout and reading mostly.  Here is my exercise area.

Sometimes Dharma works out with me



Just like at the gym:

Monday - abs & chest
Tuesday - back
Wednesday - abs & legs.  Thinking about Liz Forrest while I work my way back up to 100 squats.
Thursday - shoulders
Friday - abs & arms

Feels good to be getting back into shape.

Wednesday, 19 June 2013

June 19, 2013

Trying to keep up the blog.

Yesterday, my "all-rounders" came around; Ranjith and his assistant 'Handy'.  (I have been told his real name, but I can never remember it.  Ranjith jokingly called him Handy one day and it stuck.  He really is Handy too.)  They are my handy men.  The all-rounder comes from Ranjith who is actually an electrician, but can do almost anything.  A competent Sinhalese.  A rare thing.

Handy cut the grass and weeded the garden.  It is all but impossible to get a gardener to come at regular intervals.  It seems like they don't realize that grass actually grows.

They also moved my Buddha into its proper location.  Here are some pics of my partially completed garden room.



Now all I need are the plants, and I am in business. 

Tuesday, 18 June 2013

June 18, 2013

In an effort to blog more consistently and keep everyone up to date, here goes.

I have contracted what seems to be a monsoon cold.  It started out as an earache just on one side of my head.  Stabbing pains for a day.  Then it changed into a dull ache with a little throaty thing added in.  Now it is just a low grade sniffle.  It has not held me back.

Here is my typical day:

  • up around 7
  • oil pull for 20 minutes (for anyone who doesn't know about oil pulling, look it up.  It is an Ayurvedic technique that really works)
  • check e-mails and Facebook, blog and start on any work that needs doing
  • Monday, Wednesday, and Friday, Veenitha, my maid arrives around 8
  • Veenitha makes tea and then breakfast
  • workout for 30 min.
This is the view from my little exercise area.  Monsoon clouds.  Kandy town is just over that hill.  To the left of the house by the coconut palm is the Mahaweli Ganga (river)
  •  take a shower and get ready to do whatever is going on that day.
Yesterday it was fruit and vegetable shopping and going to Gampola to meet my friend Jez and go to a local potter to have my plant pots made.  The potters are a husband and wife team who work in a small but very clean shed next to their home.  They are used to making small things like curd pots, oil lamps, etc.  My pots are a bit of a challenge because they have to be 2 feet high.  They threw one as we waited just so we could see how it would turn out.  Here they are doing just that.


The wheel is hand powered by the husband, while the wife does the shaping.  This really is handmade.

They have to make the pots in 2 parts and then pound them together before they fire them.  After they are fired, they will be coated with bees wax mixed with cinnamon and fired again.  The wax gives them a beautiful brown sheen and the cinnamon makes your house smell great.  God only know when I will get them as it is the rainy season and things take much longer to dry than normal.  Oh well, no hurry and they are nice people.

In typical Sri Lankan fashion, they gave us what they call plain tea.  No milk, but lots of sugar.  So much sugar that you almost gag.  Jez told them I don't take sugar, so their very pregnant daughter-in-law brought out tea without sugar.  This tea had just as much sugar as the first cup.  It is clearly anathema to them that tea can be drunk without sugar.

  • back home with a small bite to eat and then in for the night with my downloaded movies
Great day all told.  Nice to catch up with my friend Jez as well.

Monday, 17 June 2013

June 17, 2013

OK.  I got an e-mail from my friend Clare asking how I am doing and basically saying I am useless at blogging.  She is right, and it has spurred me to action.

I did start writing something on May 26:

Today is Poya, full moon day, which is a holiday every month.  Yesterday was Vesak, Buddha's birthday, yet another holiday.  All these holidays are a bit of a pain, although Vesak is also known as the festival of light.  Every street of Kandy is decorated with lights, lanterns, oil lamps.  It is quite beautiful.  Even the smallest streets, like mine, are decorated with Buddhist flags, lanterns, flickering lights, hundreds of small oil lamps.  Really lovely.

I haven't been blogging for a while as I have been having a huge problem with Sri Lanka Telecom.  ADSL usage here is limited and SLT claimed that I has gone over my limit by May 11.  It took me 12 days to sort out the problem.  I only managed to get something done by threatening to make it my life's work to see that the Regional Manager was fired from his job.  What a bunch of incompetent assholes.

Other than that battle, things are going ahead as normal.  I have most of my furniture now and have found a good person to do the upholstering.  Now the problem is finding the fabric.  The search continues.

Tomorrow, the garden room should be completed.  It has been painted white, getting rid of the hideous green.  Now it will be floored with rough cut local granite.  It should look good.  I am including pictures of me buying the granite.  They lay out the exact area right there, partially on the road.  They were so far out on the road that the police came by.  I am sure that if I had not been a foreigner they would have been in trouble.



Typical Sri Lankan work.  4 guys with only 1 working.

The hammock chair if finished.  Now I need cushions for it.  I won't be making another one.  It was a lot of work and in the end, I only have room for one anyway.

I have set up and used my exercise area.  Great view and a good use for my veranda that is fully covered.

I do have some excuse for not blogging more often in that my power has been out.  Finally, I got fed up and called the Ceylon Electricity Board, an organization just as bad as Sri Lanka Telecom.  I had to get on to the General Manager to get anywhere.  I figured it out that in the 5 months I have lived here, I have not gone 3 days in a row without a power cut.  The longest was 27 hours which turned out to be my house alone, not even the street.  Now I have the number of the Area Engineer responsible for my area.  His life has been a misery as every time there is a power cut, I call him.  He claims they do not have enough capacity and that a new line is going in on June 21 that will solve the problem.  We will see.

In addition, electricity rates have gone up by 40% overnight.  I think it will start a revolution.  Animosity between the Sinhala, Tamil, and Muslim communities is growing.  This is a typical reaction to corruption and unequal treatment by the government.  People tend to turn on each other.  Add to that the rate hike in a basic utility and you have the makings of real trouble.

My friend Devaraj is so worried that he is trying to set up a forum for discussing non-violent reform.  He has asked me to prepare a conceptual framework to begin the dialogue.  I have started the research.  This is not unlike some work I did in the mid-eighties before I came to Sri Lanka the first time.  It is amazing, however, how the field of peace and non-violence has grown since then.

I am writing this from my office which is set up at long last.  It is so nice to be able to sit and write at a proper desk.  My things are due to arrive from Canada as well on June 24.  No idea how long it will take to get them through Customs and to Kandy, but hopefully I will have them by the end of the month.

I was searching for someone to do the Customs clearance and shipping for me, so I called my old landlord from my previous Sri Lankan life.  He refers me to Yvonne in a very business like way, as if he only knows the person through business.  Turns out it is his eldest daughter, who I know very well.  She helped me kill my first cockroach in Colombo.  She has grown into a lovely, self-assured woman.  She came up to Kandy a few days ago to collect my passport and the other documents and we had a nice visit and re-acquaintance.  She told me that I reminded her of my Mother.  It made me feel older than I usually do.  Must be the grey hair.

We are fully in the monsoon now.  It is low cloud and full-on rain as I write this at 0730.  At least it is cool and I don't have to water the garden every day.  I even has a quilt on my bed.

Apart from that, I have no furniture again as everything has been taken away to be upholstered.  So it is one dining chair that I have in my office, the hammock chair which is outside, or my bed.  I can also sit on the exercise bike but only for about 30 minutes, otherwise, I get numb crotch.

I think the monsoon also brings on the fireflies and bats.  Every night I have at least one firefly in my bedroom.  It is amazing how much light they throw off.  Here is a picture of a dead one with its lights still on.

Plus the jack fruit is in season, so the bats are using my front veranda as a dining table.  Every morning I wake up to jack seeds and bat shit all over the veranda.  Oh well, the bats have to live too.  I am just glad I don't see them feeding as they are as big as crows.

So there you have an update.  I will try to more regular about blogging so that Clare does not have to write and give me hell.